Need help with dating a shirt!

Key Lime Lee · Post by **Key Lime Lee** » April 23, 2002 3:58 pm

And hey...

If you're dating a shirt, how do you ever get beyond second base??

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 23, 2002 3:59 pm

Are you "Bi" if you like pants???

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 23, 2002 4:06 pm

What would happen if you dated a shirt and it decided to become a nudist?

NJPhinPhan · Post by **NJPhinPhan** » April 23, 2002 4:34 pm

Hey!
Now THAT would be a good way to get rid of a shirt that was hanging around.
At least you would be truthful when you told him...
"Honestly, there's no one else. I'm just making a lifestyle change."

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 23, 2002 4:43 pm

I've been told many times "If you go both ways, you almost never go home alone."

NJPhinPhan · Post by **NJPhinPhan** » April 23, 2002 4:47 pm

So NYCPORT....
Just what are you saying?

Which way are your shirts hanging?

NYCPORT · Post by **NYCPORT** » April 23, 2002 4:50 pm

Long and to the left, HEHEHE...I'll defer to Mrs. Port as to which way the gate swings. But then again I think that answers the question. I said I've been TOLD many times, not tried.

Key Lime Lee · Post by **Key Lime Lee** » April 23, 2002 9:53 pm

I hate when you get a new shirt and then realize that everyone else has it too....

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 23, 2002 10:56 pm

Yall are cracking me up!!!!!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » April 24, 2002 12:20 am

Real good Lee

rasppy · Post by **rasppy** » April 24, 2002 12:29 am

You guys are a hoot. I can't stop laughing. A figured the date was some smuke who wears a tie all day and enjoys it. Boy was I off base.

KeyLimin · Post by **KeyLimin** » April 24, 2002 12:32 am

rasppy....I'm with you (i.e. dating stuffed shirt)

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 24, 2002 12:43 am

Hey Key, don't ya just hate when the shirt you pick up is too small!!!

USMParrothead · Post by **USMParrothead** » April 24, 2002 12:48 am

isn't there some online shirt dating service that hooks you up with the shirt of your dreams. if there isn't one already, we really might be onto something big here.

Single white shirt in search of that perfect someone.

or better yet, single grey sweater, 100% virgin wool, in search of someone that will respect my purity but yet break me in without wearing me out.

OK, time for me to go to bed.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 24, 2002 12:55 am

LOL, you may have something there USMPH!!!

DenverBrian · Post by **DenverBrian** » April 24, 2002 6:49 am

I recently tried to get fresh with a shirt but ended up bleeding because the shirt was armed with a bunch of little pins. Last time I make a move on a fancy dress shirt.

comtnfish · Post by **comtnfish** » April 24, 2002 11:54 am

at USMP!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 24, 2002 11:57 am

I hate those uptight, starched shirts. So hard to get them to loosen up.

st.somewhere · Post by **st.somewhere** » April 24, 2002 12:04 pm

When I first saw the title of this thread yesterday I thought someone needed some help with a "dating shirt". In other wordz, someone needed help picking out their wardrobe. I was kind of busy at the time and didn't open the thread. Looks I missed a good time...

NJPP on SA's pic...now that was funnnnny!!!

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sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 24, 2002 12:08 pm