On 2002-05-17 15:47, 3/4 Time wrote:
Richard Simmons jumped up on the bar and started sweating with the oldies.....
RAGTOP was so excited to see Richard dancing on the bar he cleared his bong for the 6th time in 20 minutes, ripped off his clothes down to his Speedo and jumped on the bar and started doing the worm. BottleofRum quickly joined them. At this point, Chuck stated the obvious...'this party is over' and so they left. They went back to the Hemi Dancer, fired up the engine and headed to....
[size=-1][ This Message was edited by: Joe Merchant on 2002-05-17 15:57 ][/size]
On 2002-05-17 15:47, 3/4 Time wrote:
Richard Simmons jumped up on the bar and started sweating with the oldies.....
RAGTOP was so excited to see Richard dancing on the bar he cleared his bong for the 6th time in 20 minutes, ripped off his clothes down to his Speedo and jumped on the bar and started doing the worm. BottleofRum quickly joined them. At this point, Chuck stated the obvious...'this party is over' and so they left. They went back to the Hemi Dancer, fired up the engine and headed to....
where else but Key West. They were just in time to enjoy the festivities of Fantasy Fest. Upon their arrival they were greeted by...
...authorities! They were very interested in knowing the whereabouts of Robert Blake. They also issued a citation for flying too low in Vegas. Ragtop, who joined them in Vegas was flying the Dancer and clipped Ceasar off the top of Ceasar's Palace. They paid the fine, told them Blake was last seen playing war at O'Shea's, grabbed their bags and headed to...
On 2002-05-17 16:19, RAGTOP wrote:
They went back to the Hemi Dancer, fired up the engine and headed to....s point, Chuck stated the obvious...'this party is over'
where else but Key West. They were just in time to enjoy the festivities of Fantasy Fest. Upon their arrival they were greeted by...
Capt Tony and Cuervo with a harem of beauties painted from head to toe. They boarded Capt. Tony's private trolley and headed over to...
Just as the wet t-shirt contest was starting, Chuck decided to right a wrong. They all jumped back into the Hemi Dancer, flew back to Vegas, picked up Shrek and Robert Blake and returned to Key West just as Ragtop's mother was winning the wet t-shirt contest. The 6 of them, Chuck, Vinny, the blonde with no name yet, Robert Blake, Shrek and Ragtop stole a 160 foot yacht and headed towards.....
...the giant Slip 'N' Slide in the middle of the ocean. It had loops and twists and turns...much like a giant straw to a Margarita Glass. The whole cast of characters docked at the base of the giant Slip 'N' Slide in the middle of the ocean. They were ready to climb the giant ladder to the top of the slide when...
On 2002-05-17 16:48, 3/4 Time wrote:
Moby Dick swam up with Led Zepplin jammin on his back.....
Zepplin jammed for 3 or 4 hours...Kashir the whole time with Shrek filling in for their dead drummer. With everyone all wrinkily from the water they reboarded the yacht and the blonde with no name yet declared....
On 2002-05-17 16:54, 3/4 Time wrote:
I'm ready to get naked people.....
So the blonde with no name yet started to remove her bikini. Ragtop, wanting no part of this, left the room. With the blonde with no name yet completely naked, Shrek declared it was time to....
[size=-1][ This Message was edited by: Joe Merchant on 2002-05-17 17:15 ][/size]
I am just bringing this up to the top. I was brousing late last night - wee hours of this morning - and I came across this. I thought I was going to wake my husband up, I was laughing so hard out loud. I thought anyone who has never seen this (or anyone who'd like to laugh at it again) might enjoy it.
More wagging, less barking. "Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs
