Dumb Blonde joke from a Part time Blonde

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Post by phjrsaunt »

Ok I'm at least a part time blonde, so I can get away with this...
This dumb blonde gets pulled over while driving home. The cop asks for her license and registration. "I don't know what that is" she insists. So the cop says "your license. That's the little card that has your photo on it and gives you permission to drive. Your registration is that piece of paper that proves you own this car. Now show them to me."

She still doesn't have a clue and insists she doens't know what he's talking about.

So the cops thinks to himself "let's just see how dumb this chick is!" He whips out his "you know what" and sticks it in the window, aimed right at her face.

She says, "OH NO! Not another Breathalizer test!" :roll:
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Post by SMLCHNG »

Oh Auntie... that IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! :grin:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

The question is....the legal limit is 0.8... What did she blow?
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Post by DenverBrian »

Oh MICHIPHIN!
I would imagine at least a 6"
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Post by ZeroDuval »

Blow?????
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Post by Dally »

You are so Baaaad Auntie!!!! :smile:

You aren't much better MICHI, LOL :smile:
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Post by case »

That reminds me .. whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito ? .. One knows when to stop s***ing
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Come back as horseflies,
They want one last bite before they're sent to hell.
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:eek: LOL, that's funny case
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Post by phjrsaunt »

On 2002-06-06 01:02, MICHIPHIN wrote:
The question is....the legal limit is 0.8... What did she blow?
MICHI-BAAAADD!!!! :wench:
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Post by sailingagain »

NICE!!!

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Post by NJPhinPhan »

:eek: :eek:
OMG!!

I am SO glad I am NOT a joke moderator! :lol:

WAYYYYYY too phunny Auntie! Never expected anything less from ya! :grin:
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Actually, we have my tri-colored hair husband to thank (or blame) phor this on!:grin:
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Post by BrownxEyedxGirl »

I'm 100% blonde and should be completely offended by that but i'm also 100% PH and think that is god d*mn hillarious... Good one!
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