I wanna be a Bear

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » June 26, 2002 7:04 am

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yep..... I wanna be a bear.

Dally · Post by **Dally** » June 26, 2002 5:52 pm

LOL...that's a good one Lola!

bearphin · Post by **bearphin** » June 26, 2002 11:14 pm

I love it!!!!!! have to get Mamabear to read that!!!!!

daddymention · Post by **daddymention** » June 26, 2002 11:16 pm

I wouldn't mind being a bear either...