A pirate steps into a pub for a drink...

frognot · Post by **frognot** » July 26, 2002 11:43 pm

A pirate steps into a pub for a drink...

Bartender: "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

Pirate: "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and he bit off me leg."

Bartender: "Where did you get that hook then?"

Pirate: "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

Bartender: "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"

Pirate: "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye."

Bartender: "How would that make you get an eye patch?"

Pirate: "First day with the hook..."

Dally · Post by **Dally** » July 27, 2002 12:07 am

LOL....that was cute!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » July 27, 2002 1:15 am

I like that.