Nymphomaniac Convention

[frognot]

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. Lo and
behold, she takes the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out "Business trip
or vacation?"

She turns, smiles and says, "Business. I'm going to the annual
Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallows hard. Here is the most gorgeous woman he has ever
seen sitting next to him and she's going to a meeting for
nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asks "What's
your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she says. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular mythis that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Jewish descent. However, we have found that the best potential lover
in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says. "I shouldn't be discussing this with you. I
don't even know your name!"

"Geronimo," the man says, "Geronimo Goldstein, but mah friends call me
Bubba, ma'am"