Blonde in a Casino

frognot · Post by **frognot** » August 1, 2002 3:47 pm

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down
and
hugged each of the dealers.

She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » August 1, 2002 3:49 pm

GO BLONDES!!!!

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » August 1, 2002 3:53 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:GO BLONDES!!!!

I may act "blonde" sometimes but that was great!!!!!!

.......think it would work for a Redhead???

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 1, 2002 4:08 pm

I could definitely have been one of those dealers!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » August 1, 2002 5:11 pm

I'm sure YOU would have made the video!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » August 1, 2002 6:39 pm

That was a good one!!!!!!

Hmmmmm....I wonder if that would work for brunettes?

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » August 5, 2002 9:56 pm

YAY for the blondes !!