Another Golf Joke

Clairebert1 · Post by **Clairebert1** » August 14, 2002 12:36 pm

A guy was playing golf with his wife when he sliced his drive. It had gone so far off course that his line to the green was blocked by an old rotting barn. When he declared to his wife that he would have to play around the barn, she came up with an idea. "Honey, I could hold the doors to the barn open and you would have a direct shot to the green." "I don't think that's a good idea," said the husband. "Oh give a try," urged the wife. So he hit the ball as hard as he could, missing the opening and hitting his wife square in the head, killing her instantly.
Several years later, remarried, the guy finds himself in the exact same predicament and his new wife comes up with the same idea. "Honey, why don't I hold the doors open and you could play through the barn?" "I don't think that's a good idea," says the husband. "Why not," says the wife. "Well the last time I tried that I ended up taking a seven on this hole."

Dally · Post by **Dally** » August 14, 2002 12:59 pm

LMAO!!! That is so terrible, Zero has got to see this joke!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 14, 2002 2:33 pm

case · Post by **case** » August 14, 2002 3:55 pm

nice one !

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » August 14, 2002 6:37 pm

I only got a six.....