Serious Investment Advice...

[Desdamona]

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser beer, not the stock, one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $75.00.

My current investment advice is....... drink heavily and be sure to recycle.