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SMLCHNG
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Post by SMLCHNG »

A female police officer pulls over a man for DWI.

She places him under arrest and says, "You are under arrest, be careful because any thing you say can and will be held against you."

The man replied, "Tits".
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phjrsaunt
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Ba hahahahaha!!
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Post by bananaman »

Luvbigfloppers would've loved that one!!
THOU SHALL NOT EAT THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE......'S POPCORN!
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Dally
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Post by Dally »

LMAO!!!!! That was Baaaaaad Queenie!!! :):)
"All you need is love..." - The Beatles
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case
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Post by case »

lol !!!!! :lol: good one !! :D
I hope that all the greedy bastards in the world
Come back as lobsters.
You know that life at the bottom of the food chain
Suits them well.
I think that all of the evil people of the world
Come back as horseflies,
They want one last bite before they're sent to hell.
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Post by sailingagain »

:D Now that's a good one!!!
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Post by frognot »

So, do you think she also frisked him?
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?

Bobby: No.

Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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