male or female

two down · Post by **two down** » August 25, 2002 7:56 pm

If you had to assign a gender and why:

SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears
useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of
its time just opening bottles.

TIRE: Male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON: Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES: Female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.

WEB PAGE: Female, because it is always getting hit on.

SHOE: Male, because it is usually unpolished, with its
tongue hanging out.

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

ZIPLOC BAGS: Male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female, because it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

rasppy · Post by **rasppy** » August 25, 2002 8:22 pm

I love it.

PHAW Webmistress · Post by **PHAW Webmistress** » August 25, 2002 8:53 pm

HOURGLASS: Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

REMOTE CONTROL: Female, because it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Here's the two I relate to the most

Dally · Post by **Dally** » August 25, 2002 10:19 pm

:):):):) Very nice!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » August 25, 2002 11:10 pm

Well said!!

waraxe · Post by **waraxe** » September 13, 2002 9:40 pm

Nice

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » September 13, 2002 10:36 pm

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » September 14, 2002 8:24 am

Those are good

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 14, 2002 6:28 pm

I LOVE it!!! I bet Zero really does too, with all the talk about button-pushing! You KNOW what that does to him!!!!!!!

softdove · Post by **softdove** » September 14, 2002 10:50 pm

Nice I like it..

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 15, 2002 8:35 am

PP-I LOVE your sig line!