Alligator

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » September 9, 2002 11:57 pm

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back the bar. A blonde timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 10, 2002 12:17 am

LOL....now that was Baaaad!!!!

:)

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » September 10, 2002 12:18 am

Dally wrote: LOL....now that was Baaaad!!!! :)

<elvis voice> why thank you very much!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 10, 2002 7:10 am

Vewwy vewwwy baaaad!!

Fribble · Post by **Fribble** » September 10, 2002 12:05 pm

Outstanding RED, just one question, was this a personal account?

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » September 10, 2002 12:13 pm

Fribble wrote:Outstanding RED, just one question, was this a personal account?

Nah... I don't do gators

Post by **SMLCHNG** » September 10, 2002 12:32 pm

Oh that's goood, RWM!!! LOL!!!

Fribble · Post by **Fribble** » September 10, 2002 12:43 pm

will-----------not-----------comment----------------must-----------be------------good--------------boy

frosted fins · Post by **frosted fins** » September 10, 2002 3:16 pm

Let it go Frib, otherwise you'll explode!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » September 12, 2002 9:25 am

Blonds!!

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » September 12, 2002 2:17 pm

huh??? I don't get it????

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » September 12, 2002 2:58 pm

NICE!!!

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » September 12, 2002 3:01 pm

jeepgirl wrote:huh??? I don't get it????

That's why your short at 100! Sorry

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » September 20, 2002 10:15 pm