Blondes

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » September 14, 2002 8:38 am

1.Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
(You have to hollow out the head)

2.Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
(They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters)

3.What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
(They drowned during Spring Training)

4.How did the blonde die drinking milk?.
(The cow stepped on her)

5.How did the blonde burn her nose?
(Bobbing for french fries)

6.Why do blondes have more fun?
(They're easier to amuse)

7.What do you call 20 blonds in a freezer?
(Frosted Flakes)

8.What is it when a blonde blows in another blondes ear?
(Data transfer)

9.Why did the blonde put make up on her forehead?
(She wanted everyone to know she could make up her mind)

10.;Why are Asians so smart?
(No blondes)

11.What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
(You get to park in the handicapped zone)

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » September 14, 2002 10:00 am

Glad I'm not a blonde this month!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » September 15, 2002 3:29 am

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 15, 2002 2:25 pm

Sheesh, those are rough!!!!!

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » September 15, 2002 8:53 pm

Sorry Dally!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » September 16, 2002 7:54 am

HeHe, Since I'm not blonde (anymore) they don't bother me!!

:)

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » September 20, 2002 10:30 pm

Those were great !!