Denver woman driver

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MICHIPHIN
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Denver woman driver

Post by MICHIPHIN »

A Typical Denver women driver.....

During a cold, snowing Denver winter a trucker stops for a red light, a

blonde catches up.

She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the

door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is

Penny and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores

her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up

again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken,

the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Penny, and you are losing

some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down

the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath,

the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is

Penny, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next

light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and

runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she

lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Post by SMLCHNG »

I'm NOT amuzed, Michi... :evil:

And I'm not BLONDE, either!! :P

Paybacks are a b****, you know.. :wench:
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Post by PHAW Webmistress »

Hey Michi - do you have a spot all picked out for your next bruise????? :-? :o :roll:
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Post by Dally »

That was a good one!!!!

HeHeHe....sorry LAM!! :lol: :wink: :lol: :wink:
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Post by DejaLola »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Not from Denver, but I am a blonde woman driver !!
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Post by phjrsaunt »

You are a VERY brave man, Michi!
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Post by NJPhinPhan »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
LOVE it!!!!
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Post by jeepgirl »

thats eeeeveeeellll! :evil:
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