The most useful word...

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 12, 2002 6:12 pm

The Most Useful Word In the English Language

Sh*t .............. of course

Sh*t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be sh*t faced, sh*t out of luck, or have sh*t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh*t together, find a place for your sh*t or decide to sh*t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh*t, buy sh*t, sell sh*t, lose sh*t , find sh*t, forget sh*t, and tell others to eat sh*t and die.

Some people know their sh*t while others can't tell the difference between sh*t and shineola.

There are lucky sh*ts dumb sh*ts crazy sh*ts and sweet sh*ts

There is bull sh*t, horse sh*t and chicken sh*t.
You can throw sh*t, sling sh*t, catch sh*t, shoot the sh*t, or duck when sh*t hits the fan.

You can give a sh*t or serve sh*t on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep sh*t or be happier than a pig in sh*t.

Some days are colder than sh*t, some days are hotter than sh*t and some days are just plain sh*tty.

Some music sounds like sh*t, things can look like sh*t and there are times when you feel like sh*t .

You can have too much sh*t, not enough sh*t, the right sh*t, the wrong sh*t or a lot of weird sh*t.

You can carry sh*t, have a mountain of sh*t, or find yourself up Sh*t Creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh*t and other times you swim in a lake of sh*t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your sh*t , you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along…

if you give a sh*t .

jeepgirl · Post by **jeepgirl** » October 12, 2002 6:36 pm

I like that, I think I have seen it before along time ago

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 12, 2002 7:12 pm

No sh*t!!!

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 12, 2002 7:16 pm

Do you have any idea how long it took to take all those "i"'s out?

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 12, 2002 7:18 pm

A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 12, 2002 7:22 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

red ryder red ryder

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 12, 2002 7:26 pm

Maybe I'm on the wrong wavelength.....do you mean red ROVER red ROVER??????

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 12, 2002 7:29 pm

phjrsaunt wrote:Maybe I'm on the wrong wavelength.....do you mean red ROVER red ROVER??????

I think Red Ryder is the classic movie about a kid who wants a bb gun, but his mom won't let him have one 'cause "you'll put your eye out!!!" etc...

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » October 12, 2002 7:34 pm

OK, the name of the movie is "A Christmas Story" about a kid who wants a daisy Red Ryder bb gun....

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 12, 2002 7:36 pm

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Now I TOTALLY know what you're talking about!!!!!!!!!!!

Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!!!!!

I LOVE that movie!

case · Post by **case** » October 12, 2002 11:13 pm

Hmmm.. sounds like a rap song.

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » October 13, 2002 12:47 am

I saw that once, but it was uses for the word, "F*CK".

DejaLola · Post by **DejaLola** » October 15, 2002 8:04 am

redwinemaker wrote:OK, the name of the movie is "A Christmas Story" about a kid who wants a daisy Red Ryder bb gun....

He had yellow eyes, I swear, YELLOW EYES !!!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » October 15, 2002 8:08 am

SURE he does, Lola.

frognot · Post by **frognot** » October 15, 2002 10:56 am

phjrsaunt wrote:A long time, I'm sure. But thank you. You are the best "i" taker-outer I know. Whenever I need an "i" taken out, I'll call you. (Why do I hear my mother in the back of mind yelling, "you could take an eye out with that!"??????????

i don't know about y'all but we shot each other with BB guns lots of times & i never knew any kids with eyepatches . . .

also had bottle rocket fights which i DO NOT RECCOMMEND! fun as hell but very dangerous, don't try this at home . . .