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Post by SMLCHNG »

(Disclaimer.. some of you may or may not be 'religious'... I kinda thought these were just cute).



New billboards are getting attention across the country. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

Tell the kids I love them.
-God

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God

C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God

What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God

We need to talk.
-God

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing?... I meant it.
-God

I love you and you, and you, and you and...
-God

Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God

Follow me.
-God

Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God

My way is the highway.
-God

Need directions?
-God

You think it's hot here?
-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God

Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God

Don't make me come down there.
-God
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Re: Signs

Post by case »

[quote="SMLCHNG

Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God


-God[/quote]

i liked that one :D
I hope that all the greedy bastards in the world
Come back as lobsters.
You know that life at the bottom of the food chain
Suits them well.
I think that all of the evil people of the world
Come back as horseflies,
They want one last bite before they're sent to hell.
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Post by jeepgirl »

those are cute!!!!
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Post by PHAW Webmistress »

My favorite:

Don't make me come down there.
-God
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Post by Dally »

Yeah, I liked that one too PHAW!!
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Post by springparrot »

I work at a catholic school and I've just printed these and will taking it to work tomorrow!!

Thanks :)
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Post by rasppy »

Penny I love them all...

Thank you..
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Post by sailingagain »

I went to Catholic school my entire life, so I think that is funny as hell!!! :D
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Post by NJPhinPhan »

sailingagain wrote:I went to Catholic school my entire life, so

*thinking to self* So THAT explains it. :wink:
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Post by PHat Matt »

:lol: I like the signs! :lol: I also think that they have good ideas!
and Jimmy theres still so much to be done...
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Post by ParrotHeadRob »

:D PRAISE THE LORD! :D
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