A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where in the heck was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
Happy Birthday,Darling!
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frognot
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Happy Birthday,Darling!
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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sailingagain
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