The Writing on the Wall

[frognot]

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
----Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how
are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick
and tired of putting up with her crap.
---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill,
North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
---Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman,
Montana

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas

No wonder you always go home alone.
---Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North
Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
---The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been
anywhere.
---Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff,
Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be
illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York


Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal.
It makes them soggy and hard to light.
---The Janitor

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in
your hands.
---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

[bravedave]

Sublime wisdom can be found in ridiculous places --
Like here at BuffettNews!

Thanks!

[phjrsaunt]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!

[sailingagain]

I like the Janitor one.