A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand. He said,
"Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"
The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use that
kind of language in the Lord's House.
The man said, "In fact, I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put
five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"
The preacher said, "No sh*t!!?"
The Sermon
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SAVE THE EARTH
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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