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"Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing." -- California Angel Bryan Harvey (flashed on a scoreboard during a game).

"If you can't make the putts and can't get the man in from second on the bottom of the ninth, you're not going to win enough football games in this league, and that's the problem we had today." -- Sam Rutigliano, Cleveland Browns coach, on why his team lost.

"A lot is said about defense, but at the end of the game, the team with the most points wins, the other team loses." -- Isaiah Thomas, commentating on an NBA game. Bob Costas replied with just, "Uh...well...ok."

"Just under ten seconds...call it nine point five in round figures." -- Murray Walker, BBC motorsport

"The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick." -- Murray Walker

"It just as easily could have gone the other way." -- Don Zimmer, Chicago Cubs manager, on his team's 4-4 record.
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I once heard Curt Gowdy describe a football player who "has his whole future in front of him." .... he had a ton of those things...probably a web site some place.
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Post by phjrsaunt »

"It just as easily could have gone the other way." -- Don Zimmer, Chicago Cubs manager, on his team's 4-4 record.


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Makes Yogi Berra seem like a genius!!!
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