Little Sister...

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BuPHett
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Little Sister...

Post by BuPHett »

Lorena Bobbitt's sister was arrested yesterday for trying to do the same
thing to her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

The sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the target and
stabbed
her husband in the upper leg causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

She has been charged with a misdewiener
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by sailingagain »

:roll: :D
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Massive UGH.
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Post by Dally »

Grroooaaannn!!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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WTS!!!!!!!
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Post by redwinemaker »

Hmmmm, puns must be a guy thing, I thought it was funny. Now the actual Bobbit event... now THAT gives me the willies... OUCH!!!
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Post by phjrsaunt »

You are very punny. :D
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Post by ph4ever »

:roll:
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by DejaLola »

giggle giggle - I can't believe I laughed at that !! :lol:
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