Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got
to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom
broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The
groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding
dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this!!?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
Really bad...
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!"
