THE LIST

[PerfectPartner]

I didn't find one that didn't hit home! so right on!


1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font. AMEN!!!!!

6. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers.

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

10. Was learning cursive really necessary?

11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

13. While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

16. Bad decisions make good stories.

17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

18. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

[citcat]

#13

[Snowparrot]

#8: this must be a guy's list!

[rich_big]

To once again quote the great Homer J Simpson…”Its funny because its true.”

[TropicalTroubador]

#11: Yes.

[dnw]

[Coconuts]

You left off the end of #6- But I always hate bicyclists.

[C-Dawg]

[bravedave]

11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever.

Donate said item to Goodwill. Buy it back one week later. It comes back clean and on a hanger for $1.79. ***** drycleaners.

[pojo]

quite funny!

[pinacolada lover]

[comemonday]

I'm 18-ing.

[rich_big]

Tell me if this is a good one. I thought of it myself. Maybe Larry or one of the attorneys here could answer it for me….

Could a Siamese twin be forced to testify against his sibling?

[Wino you know]

2 is a good one.

I'm doing # 18 tonight. (Again).

[SMLCHNG]

7. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Mom has tried to teach me this, and there IS a technique. I just haven't mastered it.

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. Yep, we do this in our house.

10. Was learning cursive really necessary? As one who wanted to become an English teacher, yes.

11. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. Make that, "Never buy it".

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! AND sisters!!!!!

15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. Brrrr!!!!!

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

[Gypsy In The Palace]

15. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

All kidding aside, how on God's green Earth could anybody actually do this? My shower water is ICE COLD when I first turn it on. I have to leave it on for a good minute to let it warm up to a temperature that I can bear.