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Bicycle Bill
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Single Black Female seeking......

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This ad recently appeared in the Atlanta (GA) Journal:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call 555-5555 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15000 men answered this ad and found themselves talking to the local Humane Society shelter about an 8-week-old black Labrador puppy. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Single Black Female seeking......

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
You only have two options - havin' fun or freakin' out...

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:lol: :lol: :D
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Re: Single Black Female seeking......

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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