Moose in a bar....

[gunthermoose]

One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a moose walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the moose, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the moose's hoof.

As he handed the moose some coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first moose I've ever seen in here."

The moose looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, "Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I'm the last moose you'll see in here

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