I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
that she wanted me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
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And as I grow older, there is so much that I do not know. I'm drawn to those who are bolder and go where no one dares to go...
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Re: THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST
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