A man was dying, and he told his wife that he had to know something before he died. She said, "Sure, anything".
So he said, "You know, of our five children, four of them have brown hair and brown eyes, but one has blonde hair and blue eyes. I just have to know, who is the father of that one?"
The wife said, "Oh, I can't say, the answer will break your heart!"
The husband said, "It doesn't matter, I'm dying anyway. Who is the father?"
The wife looked at him and said, "That one's yours!"
Deathbed Request
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Deathbed Request
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.