The Ecnomy is so bad...........

[pair8head]

How bad is it?

The economy is so bad that…

…I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

…African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child ' commercials!

…Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

…I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

…CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

…Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

…My ATM gave me an IOU!

…A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

…I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

…I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.

…If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

…McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

…Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

…My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

…A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

…Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

…A picture is now only worth 200 words.

…They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

…When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

…The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

…Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

[springparrot]

I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

[aeroparrot]

[dnw]

[Parrothead27330]

[AmerigoJoe]

[jayparrot46]

[pinacolada lover]

[phjrsaunt]

[citcat]

The economy is so bad.....I can't even pay attention.

[jayparrot46]

[citcat]

The economy is so bad......

People are starting to hang their toilet paper outside to dry.






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