A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver-haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
senior citizens--but not anybody here of course
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parrotheadstueby
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senior citizens--but not anybody here of course
I want to go back to the island,
Where the shrimp boats tie up to the pilin'.
Give me oysters and beer for dinner ev'ry day of the year
Where the shrimp boats tie up to the pilin'.
Give me oysters and beer for dinner ev'ry day of the year
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jayparrot46
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dnw
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phjrsaunt
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Re: senior citizens--but not anybody here of course
Just what I needed right now!
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Nighthawk
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Re: senior citizens--but not anybody here of course
Classic. Last time I heard it, it was a Blonde Obama supporter
Did you hear the one about me being a punk?
Did you hear the one about me being a drunk?
Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve?
Or how I'm just another f**** sheep in the herd?
Did you hear the one about me giving a s***?
Cause if I ever did I don't remember it.
Did you hear the one about me being a drunk?
Did you hear the one about me losing my nerve?
Or how I'm just another f**** sheep in the herd?
Did you hear the one about me giving a s***?
Cause if I ever did I don't remember it.
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SMLCHNG
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Re: senior citizens--but not anybody here of course
phjrsaunt wrote:
Just what I needed right now!
DITTO!!!!!!!
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pinacolada lover
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