The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
An old guy
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dnw
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An old guy
An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Re: An old guy
was going to say "a Jaguar XJ6" myself.dnw wrote:An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Re: An old guy
"That which is around me does not affect my mood; my mood affects that which is around me."

