Still one of my favorites:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Another oldie but goodie
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Ceol na Mara
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Another oldie but goodie
More wagging, less barking.
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Re: Another oldie but goodie
that funny 
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Re: Another oldie but goodie
"That which is around me does not affect my mood; my mood affects that which is around me."
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