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Ceol na Mara
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New Commandment

Post by Ceol na Mara »

In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
a new commandment has been created.
Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:
"Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff."
More wagging, less barking.
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Re: New Commandment

Post by RinglingRingling »

Ceol na Mara wrote:In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger,
a new commandment has been created.
Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten:
"Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff."
I think translating it from Ostdeutsch he took the verse to say, "my rod shall comfort my staff, and I will anoint them with oil (or Crisco if canola is not available) and they shall know my love for all of their days (or until Maria finds out and throws me to the curb)"
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Re: New Commandment

Post by Ceol na Mara »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
More wagging, less barking.
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Re: New Commandment

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New Commandment

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Hopefully he won't get his own TV show like the other idiot did.
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Re: New Commandment

Post by tigzoe »

Wino you know wrote:Hopefully he won't get his own TV show like the other idiot did.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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