An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Police Stop
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Police Stop
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Re: Police Stop
YESSIR!
well done
well done
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Bravo!
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Re: Police Stop
I saw that coming but it was funny as hell anyway. 
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