Deserted Island

[FunkHouse9]

I stole this from Gilbert Gottfried's book.

Two desperately horny guys are stranded on a deserted island with a beautiful woman. At some point, after much begging and pleading, the woman agrees to have sex with them. They've all been stranded on the island for so long that even she is desperate and horny, and so the two men and the beautiful woman start having wild sex in every conceivable position. They go at each other, over and over and over, day after day after day. They do it upside down, front and back, inside out.

Finally, the beautiful woman can't take it anymore. With tears in her eyes she says, "I'm so ashamed about what we've been doing that I'm going to kill myself." And she does. She wraps a rope around her neck, and tosses the loose end over the branch of a tree, and hangs herself.

Two months pass, and one man says to the other, "I'm so ashamed about what we've been doing." The other man says, "You're right. I guess we should bury her."

[Bicycle Bill]

I stole this from Gilbert Gottfried's book.

Two desperately horny guys are stranded on a deserted island with a beautiful woman. At some point, after much begging and pleading, the woman agrees to have sex with them. They've all been stranded on the island for so long that even she is desperate and horny, and so the two men and the beautiful woman start having wild sex in every conceivable position. They go at each other, over and over and over, day after day after day. They do it upside down, front and back, inside out.

Finally, the beautiful woman can't take it anymore. With tears in her eyes she says, "I'm so ashamed about what we've been doing that I'm going to kill myself." And she does. She wraps a rope around her neck, and tosses the loose end over the branch of a tree, and hangs herself.

Two months pass, and one man says to the other, "I'm so ashamed about what we've been doing." The other man says, "You're right. I guess we should bury her."

And two months after that, the two men were so ashamed of what they'd been doing that they dug her back up......

-"BB"-