An attractive redhead went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me. I have terrible pains all over my body. When I touch my head, it hurts. When I touch my elbow, it hurts. When I touch my belly, it hurts. When I touch my leg, it hurts. What do you think the problem is?"
The doctor examined her and then finally asked the woman, "Are you a natural redhead?"
The woman said, "Why, no, I'm not. I'm actually a blond, but I use a rinse."
The doctor said, "That explains it then. Your finger is broken." -"BB"-
"I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." "Some of it's magic, and some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way."