The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an
agent out to investigate him.
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”
RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around
here.He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night
so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”
GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”
RANCHER: “That would be me.”
Government Investigation
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Re: Government Investigation
If you want to be a millionaire, take two million dollars and buy a ranch . . .
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