A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found.
Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes returned with the lens in her hand.
"How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked.
"We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic and I was looking for $150."
Lost Contact Lens
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FunkHouse9
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Re: Lost Contact Lens
Yup---it's a Mom thing ![cheeky-grin [smilie=cheeky-grin.gif]](./images/smilies/cheeky-grin.gif)
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tigzoe
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Re: Lost Contact Lens
"That which is around me does not affect my mood; my mood affects that which is around me."
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