An old guy

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dnw
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An old guy

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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."


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Re: An old guy

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dnw wrote:An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."


:lol: :lol: :lol:
was going to say "a Jaguar XJ6" myself. :D
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Re: An old guy

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: An old guy

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Re: An old guy

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