from the Department of Homeland Security:
* 2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440
* Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
* Transvestites 133
* Hernias 1,485
* Hemorrhoids 3,172
* Enlarged Prostates 8,249
* Breast Implants 59,350
* Natural Blondes 3
Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
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Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
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Re: Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
# of transvestites filing complaints for overly-"friendly" "extra search procedures": 147 (evidently 1 guy in Des Moines was going for Employee of the Month and needed pad his "searched" numbers.)
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Re: Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
pair8head wrote:from the Department of Homeland Security:
* 2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440
* Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
* Transvestites 133
* Hernias 1,485
* Hemorrhoids 3,172
* Enlarged Prostates 8,249
* Breast Implants 59,350
* Natural Blondes 3
I wonder if my insurance would accept a flight to Maui instead of a visit to the doctor? On the semi-serious side, check out the TSA blog. Every week they list some of the things they find in luggage. This weeks list includes cannonballs, grenades and a grenade launcher.
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Re: Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
chippewa wrote:pair8head wrote:from the Department of Homeland Security:
* 2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440
* Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
* Transvestites 133
* Hernias 1,485
* Hemorrhoids 3,172
* Enlarged Prostates 8,249
* Breast Implants 59,350
* Natural Blondes 3
On the semi-serious side, check out the TSA blog. Every week they list some of the things they find in luggage. This weeks list includes cannonballs, grenades and a grenade launcher.
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Re: Year-end statistics on Airport screening..
That is quite the list!chippewa wrote:pair8head wrote:from the Department of Homeland Security:
* 2011 Costs = $6,959,791,440
* Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
* Transvestites 133
* Hernias 1,485
* Hemorrhoids 3,172
* Enlarged Prostates 8,249
* Breast Implants 59,350
* Natural Blondes 3
On the semi-serious side, check out the TSA blog. Every week they list some of the things they find in luggage. This weeks list includes cannonballs, grenades and a grenade launcher.
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