A Long Life

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Bicycle Bill
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A Long Life

Post by Bicycle Bill »

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.
When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren and a fifteen-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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Re: A Long Life

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:lol:
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HA!!

That joke was da bomb....
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Re: A Long Life

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now that funny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:D
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