The Alligator Hunter

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 6, 2003 4:43 pm

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank.

Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement.

Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » January 6, 2003 4:48 pm

I don't get it!!!!

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 6, 2003 4:50 pm

ZeroDuval wrote:I don't get it!!!!

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 6, 2003 4:55 pm

I wonder if she found any wearing boots??

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » January 6, 2003 4:57 pm

Where do you GET this stuff, ya nut??????????

East Texas Parrothead · January 6, 2003 5:02 pm

Good one.

I know that girl.

She works in my mine.

softdove · Post by **softdove** » January 6, 2003 5:16 pm

Okay Then.. Go figure..

Dally · Post by **Dally** » January 6, 2003 11:03 pm

HeHeHe.....that's cute LAM!!!

Elrod · Post by **Elrod** » January 9, 2003 11:28 am

It's wonderful that she's taking care of the alligators.

But is the swamp getting drained?

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » January 9, 2003 11:59 am