Amish Funeral

[palmettopirate]

An Amish family (Mom, Dad, and young son) had to go to the city to attend a funeral of a non-Amish family member. They had to stay overnight so they found a room at a hotel. After they checked in Mom found a restroom on the ground floor while Dad and son waited on a bench. Right across the hall from the bench was a recess in the wall with 2 shiny silver walls about 7 feet tall with a split in the middle. There were red numbers from 1 to 7 on a panel off to the side. An old lady walked up to the walls and pressed a button on the panel. The 2 shiny walls separated and the old lady stepped into a very small room. The walls closed and the numbers began to light from 1 to 7. Then the numbers began to light from from 7 to 1. The walls separated and a gorgeous young blond stepped out. As Dad stared at the young lady walking away he simply said, "Go get your mom."

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[jayparrot46]