The Plane Crew

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » January 16, 2003 10:27 am

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female." "My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."

redwinemaker · Post by **redwinemaker** » January 16, 2003 7:11 pm

Morgan Phaws Pup · Post by **Morgan Phaws Pup** » January 16, 2003 8:00 pm

ARF!!... ARF!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » January 17, 2003 12:50 am