Leaving Work Early (warning: blonde joke!)

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Leaving Work Early (warning: blonde joke!)

Post by phjrsaunt »

> > > >Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.
>Each
> > > >day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls
>decided
> > > >that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After
>all,
> > > >she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they
>went
> > > >home early?
> > > >
> > > >The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little
>gardening,
> > > >spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
> > > >
> > > >The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the
>spa
> > > >before meeting a dinner date.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but
>when
> > > >she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly
>and
> > > >quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
>husband
> > in
> > > >bed with her boss!
> > > >
> > > >Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house. The next day,
>at
> > > >their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early
> > again,
> > > >and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
> > > >
> > > >"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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NICE!!!!!
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