A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop. It takes forever but he does finally get his tux..
Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers too.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient and gets the limo all lined up.
Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch. So he heads over to the tefreshment table and low and behold there is no punch line.
Prom joke....
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Prom joke....
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Re: Prom joke....
. . .groan . . . . .
. .but I actually did chuckle when I realized that WAS the joke . .
. .then I just shook my head . . .
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. .but I actually did chuckle when I realized that WAS the joke . .
. .then I just shook my head . . .
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. . " and I finally disappear . . . . BUT NOT YET ! ! "
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