Doctor: "You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition. We're going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you'll be fed on a diet of pancakes and pizza."
Patient: “Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?"
Doctor: “No, but they are the only things we can slide under the door."
Rare Condition
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frognot
- At the Bama Breeze
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Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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chippewa
- Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
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palmettopirate
- Half-baked cookies in the oven
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