A patron asked the waitress, "Could you tell me something about the menu, please?"
She answered, "The men I please is none of your business."
A snappy comeback
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bodypainter
- On a Salty Piece of Land
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A snappy comeback
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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SMLCHNG
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PetalMel
- Hoot!
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Re: A snappy comeback
Hahahaha!! I had to read it twice, but it was worth it.
well, ummmmmmm, yah, I guess I better come up with something witty to put in this spot since everyone is reading it.......
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SMLCHNG
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big john
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Re: A snappy comeback
Who's got the rum?