Cuckoo Clock

ParrotHeadRob · Post by **ParrotHeadRob** » February 19, 2003 7:36 pm

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight..I promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock.

She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh s***," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted.

barefootpirate · Post by **barefootpirate** » March 10, 2003 1:01 pm

The tears are flowing that was so funny.

PHINS ^

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 10, 2003 1:05 pm

barefootpirate · Post by **barefootpirate** » March 19, 2003 6:48 pm

I needed a good laugh today. That punch line is a classic.

PHINS ^

ngaparrothead · Post by **ngaparrothead** » March 20, 2003 8:13 am

Hilarious! Thanks for a good laugh to start the morning.

JBFANLAC · Post by **JBFANLAC** » April 19, 2003 5:51 pm

that's hilarious that's i needed that one

softdove · Post by **softdove** » April 19, 2003 6:09 pm

Thanks for the laugh I really liked that one..