Einstein at a party

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redwinemaker
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Einstein at a party

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Eavesdropping on Einstein

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first
person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man
answers"241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the
Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have
much to discuss!

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, What is your IQ?", to
which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We
can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"


Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the
man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Raiders?"
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Post by SMLCHNG »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I heard this one today, too!!!
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Nice......Go CHARGERS!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by sailingagain »

What? No J-E-T-S!!!!!!
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Post by phjrsaunt »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How about those BUCS!!!!!!
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Post by barefootpirate »

That's not funny.

As I've been saying for many, many years, "There's always next year."

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