Bar Survey..

[BuPHett]

This survey isn't necessarily the opinions I have..but some are!

Bar survey

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders
were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed
separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The Results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very
picky, taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If
she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet
evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated,
actually she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... this should
be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed.
Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS
what happens there.

THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as
always, very simple and clear cut

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated
image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless
waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay

[sailingagain]

As a bartender, I can attest to a few of those.

I would also like to point out for the record that I don't even need to be drinking....it is just a given that I always want to get laid.(Never seems to happen though)

[BrownxEyedxGirl]

I'm in college and live in an aprtment with twelve other girls, we all talked about this and I hate to admit it, but some of those really do nail oour personalities. lol I'm personally a beer and tequila chick myself, those were very true for all of us. heheheh